Audio absurdities |
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Mar 26 2011, 05:25
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Group: Members Posts: 138 Joined: 26-February 11 Member No.: 88533 |
Hi All,
I have been active in the (high end) audio world for about 25 years. My main interest has always been loudspeakers and design. As such, together with a friend of mine, we have created some pretty decent loudspeakers. We did this just for fun. Contrary of what you might expect, I have not invested in expensive equipment myself, mainly because there is only so much money I am willing (or able for that matter) to spend on it , and I like to listen to the music and not to the equipment. However, during this time I have run into what I would like to call "Audio Absurdities". By that I mean things that people do (usually this involves spending a lot of money) to make their setup sound better. One thing you should know of me is that over the years I have become a very skeptical person with regards to audio. But that does not mean I have lost my sense of humor. Hence this tread... I would like to invite you to post your experience with this type of things. Be it for either generate a good laugh, or warn other readers for costly "audio improvements" that can be categorized being scams. Have fun or be warned :-) My first contribution: The Magic Woodblocks About four years ago I heard from a to remain unnamed person that he had obtained little pieces of wood, about 2" square, varying in thickness depending on application, that should be placed under the equipment's feet. According to the vendor, the wood was from a rare species of trees only to be found in the Amazon. The audible results were claimed to be like "upgrading your equipment to a model twice the price". And that for only US$250 to US$375 per set of three... |
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Mar 26 2011, 22:23
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With digital audio coming to streaming devices like the Squeezeboxes tons of digital Voodoo comes up on the net.
Sometimes even not funny anymore when you have to read that stuff and see how it turns loose a mass hysteria! Here is a nice one but much to read. The developer of software based tunings does his magic to a Squeezebox Touch. While one or two of the changes like switching off the display may indeed change the output signal of a device several other "improvements" are simply silly. One change that he did in the code is a volume level fix to 100% and his "Core-Team" of "choosen" beta listeners clearly heard the improvement against the max volume setting of the GUI. Some developers of the software caught him there cause it does NOT make a difference if the volume is changed here or there. Some other things like a Windows server sounds better as Linux cause of better network protocol usage from the PC to the router, half duplex from PC to router sound sbetter also and so on. We talk about changes at the digital out here btw. You can read about it here and may start in the middle of the thread. The forum itself lately has gone downhill since some Trolling or Pinheaded members joined but there are some nice guys with a sense of humor http://forums.slimdevices.com/showthread.p...742&page=41 |
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thesurfingalien Audio absurdities Mar 26 2011, 05:25
hlloyge http://www.shunmook.com/text1.htm
QUOTE The Mping... Mar 26 2011, 09:47
thesurfingalien Hi All,
To make sure everybody understands correc... Mar 26 2011, 14:14
thesurfingalien Second contribution...
I was informed of a produc... Mar 26 2011, 14:39
SpiderJon Anything by Peter Belt.
The free ideas are stagge... Mar 26 2011, 20:25
dv1989 Two words:
Brilliant Pebbles.
Insert anti-marketin... Mar 26 2011, 21:38
thesurfingalien QUOTE (dv1989 @ Mar 26 2011, 17:38) Two w... Mar 27 2011, 01:20
SpiderJon QUOTE (thesurfingalien @ Mar 27 2011, 00... Mar 27 2011, 01:28
dv1989 No, but my friend Google would! Alright, it... Mar 27 2011, 01:30
thesurfingalien @dv1989
I thought I missed something language wis... Mar 27 2011, 02:02
dv1989 QUOTE language wiseWell, I read earlier that Engli... Mar 27 2011, 02:07
thesurfingalien @dv1989:
Thanks for your compliment!
@All -... Mar 27 2011, 23:21
WonderSlug QUOTE (thesurfingalien @ Mar 27 2011, 15... Mar 29 2011, 10:48
Arnold B. Krueger QUOTE (WonderSlug @ Mar 29 2011, 05:48) Q... Mar 30 2011, 01:27
WonderSlug QUOTE (Arnold B. Krueger @ Mar 29 2011, 17... Mar 30 2011, 04:20
thesurfingalien And yet another one:
I can not recall when I hear... Mar 28 2011, 23:35
thesurfingalien And another...
After I got my Naim setup, I decid... Mar 29 2011, 00:30
thesurfingalien @WonderSlug:
I did a Google "http://www.goog... Mar 29 2011, 12:46
thesurfingalien While this is probably funny for most people, it i... Mar 29 2011, 22:42
DonP QUOTE (thesurfingalien @ Mar 29 2011, 16... Apr 7 2011, 21:32
pdq At 300 million meters per second, that is just 3.3... Mar 30 2011, 12:37
thesurfingalien About the cable speed...
If I understand correctl... Mar 30 2011, 12:54
pdq QUOTE (thesurfingalien @ Mar 30 2011, 07... Mar 30 2011, 13:46
thesurfingalien QUOTE (pdq @ Mar 30 2011, 09:46) If diffe... Mar 30 2011, 14:56
pdq QUOTE (thesurfingalien @ Mar 30 2011, 09... Mar 30 2011, 15:33
thesurfingalien QUOTE (pdq @ Mar 30 2011, 11:33) A pulse ... Mar 30 2011, 16:00
Andavari CD rings/guards which were thin round rings either... Mar 30 2011, 13:10
probedb QUOTE (Andavari @ Mar 30 2011, 13:10) CD ... Mar 30 2011, 13:44
Porcus QUOTE (probedb @ Mar 30 2011, 13:44) QUOT... Apr 5 2011, 22:11
probedb QUOTE (Porcus @ Apr 5 2011, 22:11) On som... Apr 6 2011, 10:07
BearcatSandor QUOTE (probedb @ Apr 6 2011, 03:07) QUOTE... Apr 7 2011, 19:23
Porcus QUOTE (probedb @ Apr 6 2011, 10:07) QUOTE... Apr 8 2011, 07:59
tropicalfish QUOTE (probedb @ Apr 6 2011, 04:07) QUOTE... Apr 9 2011, 05:58
thesurfingalien I can not remember when, but at some time one coul... Mar 30 2011, 13:36
WonderSlug QUOTE (thesurfingalien @ Mar 30 2011, 05... Mar 30 2011, 16:50
thesurfingalien This is hear-say, and I have some serious doubts i... Mar 30 2011, 14:29
pdq I hope this won't be considered too far off-to... Mar 30 2011, 16:20
Roseval QUOTE The Blackbody is a high-tech audio accessory... Mar 30 2011, 16:55
ron mexico QUOTE (Roseval @ Mar 30 2011, 16:55) QUOT... Mar 30 2011, 23:25
BearcatSandor QUOTE (Roseval @ Mar 30 2011, 09:55) QUOT... Apr 7 2011, 19:10
antz QUOTE (BearcatSandor @ Apr 7 2011, 18:10)... Apr 7 2011, 20:07
BearcatSandor QUOTE (antz @ Apr 7 2011, 13:07) QUOTE (B... Apr 7 2011, 21:53
pdq Years ago a friend of mine was working at Radio Sh... Mar 30 2011, 17:01
thesurfingalien QUOTE (pdq @ Mar 30 2011, 13:01) Years ag... Mar 30 2011, 17:08
pdq QUOTE (thesurfingalien @ Mar 30 2011, 12... Mar 30 2011, 17:31
thesurfingalien @pdg:
That is a very clear explanation... Thanks... Mar 30 2011, 17:05
thesurfingalien In Holland there is a pretty "famous" lo... Mar 30 2011, 18:14
PoisonDan This is a nice site, collecting all kinds of audio... Mar 30 2011, 20:41
DVDdoug "Audio Absurdities" would be a great tit... Mar 31 2011, 00:25
Speedskater "The Audio Critic" magazine when it was ... Mar 31 2011, 15:30
BearcatSandor Um.... magic dots which can be covered by white pa... Mar 31 2011, 17:21
Speedskater I was just reminded of this one on another forum:
... Mar 31 2011, 17:45
antz Please close this thread before I die laughing. I ... Apr 5 2011, 14:27
thesurfingalien QUOTE (antz @ Apr 5 2011, 10:27) Please c... Apr 5 2011, 22:09
andy o "Quantum" is one of the words up there w... Apr 5 2011, 17:56
flaminio No thread of this sort would be complete without t... Apr 5 2011, 20:27
BearcatSandor That's not quite a Cat-5 is it? If you look t... Apr 5 2011, 21:12
Cavaille QUOTE (Porcus @ Apr 8 2011, 07:59) QUOTE ... Apr 8 2011, 13:03
Porcus QUOTE (Cavaille @ Apr 8 2011, 13:03) The ... Apr 9 2011, 08:47![]() ![]() |
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