Other highlights:

rjamorim is right
dibrom is a broad
spoon is made of mother
spoon is organising a special members only trip to the world cup and you could join us
garf is the smaller male
garf is two ounces bigger than his striped brother
garf is mean
rpop is a bug and that not supporting it is a feature
rpop is fixed
rpop is a bad thing

Searching for my own name yields only one result:

radu popescu is a difficult detainee who sometimes makes his own justice in conflicts with other detainees

johnv is ook (my browser has been reading Pratchett again )
project mayhem is the next step in our evolution
abx is an organization that can add to a long list of others
abx is not the company's real name but the story is true (I don't want to know... )
abx is solution to y
abx is mixed with dextrose 5% in water
abx is a blue chip and is the safest to own until everyone wants gold
abx is mainstay of therapy
this thread is gonna make you laugh
this thread is meant for guys only (not true ! )
this thread is a perfect example of it
this thread is not a complete waste
this thread is a complete waste ("it's" "it's not!" )
this thread is basically
this thread is about you
this thread is not
this thread is recommended for industrial sewing with our nylon fabrics
this thread is 11 months old right?
this thread is not the current owner of the monitor
this thread is called a selfish thread


LOL

Thanks, ErikS

ROTFL



poor Garf.

I agree wholeheartedly.

Yeah, I didn't even have the courage to post that one until I found a worse one about myself:

I think it makes excellent slogans.

"Google says: -hydrogenaudio is better!"

Of course it's something we all have known for a long time already but now there is proof to back it up, in the true HA spirit...

phong is made from peanuts rather than cashew nuts
phong is not abstract nor realistic
phong is a great wind
phong is so busy stimulating your optic nerves
phong is inside the game
phong is the oldest sprite in mainframe
phong is like a reject from a karate kid movie
phong is getting some recognition
phong is another passionate moderator who has also lent a hand to such sites as
phong is beating his head against the wall

scor is committed to the policy of non
scor is to further understand the pathogenesis of ards as it relates to multiple organ dysfunction
scor is still undergoing development
scor is a winter social activity organised by the gaa and founded by derry gowen of fermoy in 1969
scor is advantageous over traditional ipos and ppos because it allows companies to have greater access to capital
scor is a non

libran is perpetually spinning threads of hercules
libran is a gentle person who likes everything to be nice
libran is unhappy and nervous if in ugly or dirty or inadequate or uncongenial surroundings
libran is a fluffy white kitten
libran is plunged into a petrifying panic
libran is an all round nice guy
libran is enormous
libran is the epitome of refinement and poise with a perfectly formed body of medium stature that will glide through life with grace


Edit:

I dont understand this thread at all..

johnv is also correct that a new suit for each challenge would be required to obtain a court order
johnv is correct that "mp+'s frequency response is

It's just a way to vent stress and have a random laugh. Intelligent minds have odd senses of humor (not that I am claiming an intelligent mind, but just speaking from observation).

Having an occasional off-topic thread where everyone can just get a little wacky is a healthy thing (IMHO). A place to laugh at ourselves and all. Keeps morale up.

Maybe you missed the link in the first post. (as I did, when I first read the thread.. )

There was a link in the first post??? I missed that!

Oh well..."ScorLibran is just the second session showing up in explorer"...that's all I can get out of it for me.

Other entries get a lot more...

- Dibrom is pushed out of three 10 gallon pressure cans placed on a false floor in the hopper of an ag aircraft
- Dibrom is the recommended insecticide for this situation


- pio2001 is right that there is an issue around the vcd format

- zZzZzZz is a very good example of what can be done by planning
- zZzZzZz is now known as mr_papageorgio

- Case is a 'professional'
- Case is driven by exploitation

Geez...and I thought we were just making them up...they're all generated...now I'm embarrased.

listen is a guide through this maze

yeah.... B)


But surely the funniest thing is when someone misses the point but still appears to be enjoying themselves....

zzzzzzz is better than a punch to my nose
zzzzzzz is an asshole
zzzzzzz is the current location of your party
zzzzzzz is now known

=)

Nor do I... all I can say is what a lovely bunch of people you are and I hope you all taken your medication today...

sikke is a very far
sikke is a 39 year old manager of an embryo transfer company and is a member of the dutch aston villa fan club
sikke is the virtual currency used in satta bazaar
sikke is a slender earthcolored headdress which symbolizes the tombstone of the ego


Hell, didn't know this much about myself!

Ah yeah, now I see... I figured there must be something like this behind this.

"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about deej_1977 yet."

:'(

chun-yu is way too cool as the gangster lok

yourtallness is that your system configuration will be plenty fast

This is hilarious, I'll only do the highlights:

dex is dead
dex is dead a short follow
dex is exceptionally easy and can be done with one hand
dex is going to war
dex is the "swiss army knife" for single band dynamics processing
dex is dangerous
dex is a fine example of the genus bohemius americanus
dex is an extremely smart and pretty girl
dex is inspected twice for quality
dex is different
dex is an overweight slacker who lives and swears by this strange code which mixes pop culture and eastern philosophy
dex is a slacker
dex is a girlgroup from groningen
dex is immune to the shocked stares of the young women who were once his conquests
dex is alive and well
dex is simple and convenient to use
dex is too busy sloshing his long island iced tea
dex is not responsible if you exceed your system's resources or capabilities

That is so me!

Dex

Editted to save valuable forum resources! B)

audigy is twice the $$$
audigy is not quite as revolutionary
audigy is creative's attempt to keep that throne
audigy is called "emu10k2"
audigy is that it cannot record or playback analogue audio with a higher resolution than
nero is the name of our male
nero is burning nothing onto the vcd
nero is a hero
nero is the name of our male "serval"
nero is here
nero is burning nothing onto the vcd / nero is burning nothing onto the vcd
bill gates is satan' page
bill gates is satan conspiracy theory
bill gates is a satanic worshiper who uses microsoft to gain
bill gates is richer than
bill gates is the anti
bill gates is getting
bill gates is the anti christ
bill gates is a theif
bill gates is on the bus
bill gates is a hero
bill gates is darth vader
bill gates is opening windows on world health
bill gates is mr
bill gates is rich
bill gates is right
bill gates is the pope
bill gates is the devil
bill gates is "biggest
bill gates is killed in 1999
bill gates is evil
bill gates is not the
bill gates is committed to the macintosh
bill gates is a racist
bill gates is scheduled to testify in antitrust
bill gates is right?
bill gates is a wanker
bill gates is scheduled to testify in ant
bill gates is 666
linux is in the forecast for weather
linux is not seen as a threat to the work the bsa is doing
linux is not a thing of value
linux is looking good michael dell's keynote at linuxworld underscores how mainstream computer companies are joining the pure
linux is cool
linux is scientific
linux is just another one of those 'pc things'
linux is for losers kerrie murphy
linux is
linux is that it best suits for the things i do with my computer
linux is obsolete"

den is ...a whole bunch of stuff that should be printed in a family friendly forum like this one...

some others

den is like going home to grandma's kitchen
den is the right choice
den is an organization dedicated to the preservation and establishment of the darker beliefs system
den is very good
den is openly accepting of gay
den is krass

...apparently.

Classic stuff.

Since Google doesn't know enough of me, I used my real name and, including a few linking words and phrases and modifying a little the "bernardo is...", I tried to make a funny story with a little sense at least.

Bernardo is a friend of my whom i met while in moscow three years ago studying aerospace engineering & theory 22. A year later, he became the founder and executive director of the institute for a drug. However, he was recently found guilty of a litany of horrific crimes, which supposedly he committed with his bare hands, since he is a 6th degree black belt. This made him a true legend and some even say he is a superman. In TV, he is called a "sometimes assassin and a bounty hunter like ted" by edward. Because of this, now he is not allowed to remain a mason in good standing. Now in jail, he is one of the prisoners chosen to feature in the greetings cards, what has made him be on top of the world. Many claim that Bernardo is just misunderstood. As of today, Bernardo is alive and in a recent interview he said he is so keen about trees that he's already made plans for his funeral. When he was asked how he would describe himself he answered: "Bernardo is verliefd op de met haar identiteit worstelende katinka roos"





(Btw, can any Dutch-speaker translate the last sentence, if I am not wrong about it being in Dutch?)

Life philosophy:

life is abuse
life is good online
life is beer
life is a long song
life is painful records
life is strange
life is elsewhere
life is lumpy
life is still a cabaret
life is free
life is winky september 09
life is art
life is a mess
life is a beautiful hoax
life is god
life is so complex
life is not
life is simply this

I'm having massive deja vu. Didn't we have a thread exactly like this some months ago?

Anyway:
gecko is otherwise healthy and is receiving proper husbandry practices
gecko is a very popular choice and would probably be very entertaining for your cat

riaa is a wee bit loco
riaa is full of balogna
riaa is right
riaa is the greedy middleman
riaa is your friend honestly
riaa is ripping people off
riaa is similar to a killer octopus whose tentacles are always reaching out for prey

frank klemm is sneaky

Heh-heh, someone finally thought to do something halfway intelligent with this . . .

. . . wish I'ld thought of that.

Dex

sphoid is using eac/wine right now on his system

well cant say i havent done that before

Random nonsense:

Well its not a everyday sentence i would use in English (or Dutch fot that matter), but it is something along these lines (don't mind the grammar).
"Bernardo is in love with the identity wrestling katinka rose."

But since the rose is being referred to as female it probably is:
"Bernardo is in love with the katinka rose who is wrestling with her identity."

Anyway, you'll probably get the point.

Thank you Benny, that sure made a great ending for my dadaist story.

sub_static is always its subtleness

That's everything.

I had to try it...

xenno is forced to undertake another quest to face old and new foes alike

xen-uno returned null

xen is a nice mod
xen is still here though
xen is 2 things
.
.
.
xen is optimal
xen is a one
xen is a new band with ex enchant members

My first name:
steve is an idiot
steve is a genius
steve is sexxy (editor's note: I can confirm this)

Tried another *enno (as in menno)...the highlight:
menno is a nerdy computer guy who works at a virtual reality resort and gets caught up in the president's plot to use his resort's super computer

Lastly...
googlism is searching for "googlism" on googlism

xen-uno

numlock is a toggle key
numlock is a very small utility especially designed for azerty keyboards
numlock is pushed and it sends the number keys for the numeric keypad
numlock is lit or not
numlock is turned off or on
numlock is a setting in bios
numlock is disabled before logging on
numlock is one of the things whose state you can track within the set of mwm configuration rules; my opinion is that *this* is a bug
numlock is modal with a green led to indicate state
numlock is enabled and will retain the settings from the last shutdown
numlock is on or off when your pc starts
numlock is to allow old xt keyboards that don't have a separate set of cursor keys to be able to use startup menus without having to turn

shave is afghan idea of civil liberty; what is yours?
shave is toilet
shave is the most commonly used wooden spokeshave
shave is the cutting angle
shave is staged at nettlecombe studios
shave is not simply an exhibition of work
shave is among them
shave is masterful
shave is a presbyterian minister residing in liverpool
shave is back
shave is extra creamy and leaves your skin as soft and supple as a new born baby
shave is as good as the last
shave is about the same as i've experienced with other good products like edge progel
shave is pretty painful compared to the mach 3
shave is easy to install in your shower
shave is designed specifically for bath and shower use and is perfectly paired with a waterproof electric razor
shave is a pale blue cream packaged in a clearish tub
shave is the holes in the foil are much larger then most shavers
shave is now using a new email address
shave is connected to because
shave is connected to the following things
shave is very exciting to me
shave is all
shave is activated by water
shave is to a man what a facial is to a woman
shave is an important step toward
shave is the third of three video animations starring wallace and gromit
shave is guaranteed to relieve you of these symptoms
shave is the only full line value brand on the market
shave is already one of the most popular and talked about plugin offerings of the year
shave is amazing
shave is superior to competing brands like tend skin® because it has a gel type consistency instead of a watery solution making it
shave is "a work of genius"
shave is during the shower but after will work just fine
shave is a registered trademark of the american safety razor co
shave is in the preparation and in how you treat your skin afterwards
shave is so good is apparently down to "each blade being covered with patented dlc comfort edges which give you the smoothest and closest
shave is just a squeeze
shave is toilet stuff
shave is what you needed all along
shave is to see one of the scars
shave is that it's obviously supposed to be there
shave is a homage to film
shave is more refreshing

Flood #3: The Daughter (filtered)

daughter is fine but
daughter is a literary superstar
daughter is friend in spirit
daughter is more than she can
daughter is going to play a clarinet
daughter is a better camper than my son
daughter is abusing her
daughter is a typo
daughter is sexually active? find out in 5 minutes or
daughter is the heaviest child in her class
daughter is allergic to both milk and dust
daughter is sooo aggressive
daughter is she?
daughter is still of the age where to watch
daughter is 17 with add
daughter is in heaven today lol momsview message board
daughter is marrying a foreigner and english is not the first language of the groom's family
daughter is spirit friend years before her birth
daughter is more than she can handle
daughter is abusing you
daughter is no killer
daughter is prettier than yours
daughter is very afraid of using tampons
daughter is a wild one?
daughter is telling the truth?
daughter is just fine
daughter is still shaped like a person
daughter is getting married in nepal
daughter is looking for you pictures

My own nick, being a single letter, provides me with far too many worthless results to bother posting the entire list, but there were a few highlights:

m is for evil ... but only if I'm the one practising it.
m is a civic shame Arguably true.
m is for methadone Sorry, wrong number.
m is for mystery Certainly! And science-fiction, as well.
m is not 3 There's a certain childish logic behind this one...
m is required for the installation of the new passive nuclear Just what the heck is this one about?!
m is approved with 60 percent of vote Thank you. Thank you very much.
m is for meteorite crashing down and destroying mouse happily scurrying Ooh... did I throw the evil meteorite?
m is degrading to women and men Mu-ha-ha...

- M.

That one caught my eye so I typed that phrase in google an only a single page popped up:
http://www.preventingteenpregnancy.com/test.html

Now that is a questionable practice if you ask me. As a parent you don't actually need to know if your daughter is "sexually active" to talk to her about preventing unwanted pregnancies. So what good is this test then? Invading your child's privace like that is more likely to alienate it from you than help.

Yup That's all about me alright

crocodil is a predator
crocodil is catching me
crocodil is wundering the
crocodil is sat en vol gesopen 46
crocodil is sat en vol gesopen xlvi
crocodil is capoeirista and before we even get as far as the lift he has started playing battlesongs for us on his berimbau
crocodil is eating stuff in a big american river and so

machinehead is one of the growing number of soldiers on that front
machinehead is a 3d shoot
machinehead is obviously inspired by the horrible and atrocious song by green day which
machinehead is dead This one spooks me.
machinehead is allowed an additional first
machinehead is a winner
machinehead is often heard at sporting events
machinehead is rob flynn <<< WTF??
machinehead is playing the troc in phila on feb 07
machinehead is een toffe band
machinehead is the baddest You know it's true
machinehead is not a multiplatinum selling band
machinehead is fresh from the ozz
machinehead is cooler than you Set in stone now..
machinehead is metal
machinehead is realleasing live cd
machinehead is looking to really go into the mainstream of radio and mtv with this one
machinehead is probably about right
machinehead is soooo invasion block”
machinehead is track # 2 on the cd
machinehead is not good
machinehead is your man Only when the wife says so
machinehead is standing holding the top half of his head in his hands Daily occurance
machinehead is today's industrial state of mind
machinehead is the greatest band to grace the metal scene
machinehead is now
machinehead is helpless against control
machinehead is still everyone's favorite C'mon, don't deny it
machinehead is just a success because people
machinehead is a comparison that could be made with some of the songs
machinehead is on the low string and on up ending beside
machinehead is as much an abomination to the pilots as to us Please disregard
machinehead is best kept to this saturdays kerrang night?
machinehead is my favorite here
machinehead is playiing oriole
machinehead is the most successful
machinehead is a game in which the player rides on what seems to be an armored hover craft

Mono is important
Mono is the number one all
Mono is
Mono is now completely self
Mono is impossible
Mono is to provide freedom
Mono is monkey in Spanish
Mono is looked ill upon

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=audiophile&type=2

lol i liked this one:

linkin is transformed into linkout

boulez is one of those who prompt a different listening approach
boulez is careful and reverent to each note
boulez is like sound inspected with optical instruments
boulez is a musical genius
boulez is in a different league
boulez is dead

kdo is a unique eight
kdo is 0
kdo is 3
kdo is helping with #2

kdo is bad
kdo is selling world

kdo is "knitting friendships together"

kdo is responsible for the implementation of this ban and to prevent any outsiders from hunting animals in the area