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detokaal
From the article here:

Feng Shui Motherboard

"We didn't rely on reference boards or schematics from chip manufacturers. Those designs had too many straight lines and sharp corners, which are unnatural and direct poison arrows at our soul. Instead, we tilted the memory slots and added an extra expansion slot at an angle to direct those negative energies away from the user."
Florian
Great!

"A centered chi provides better performance" laugh.gif
dewey1973
This HAS to be a joke...

QUOTE
Reviewers at several websites were unable to get the motherboard to power up in any configuration. Fengtek technical support said this would allow more time for meditation.


I looked at the dateline expecting to see April 1st...
RotAtoR
QUOTE(dewey1973 @ Jul 22 2004, 07:31 PM)
This HAS to be a joke...


Not to mention the lack of an AGP slot and that the positioning of those PCI slots would force you to string cables such as your monitor, speaker, and network cables through a gaping hole in the back of your case and across the motherboard...
DreamweaverN
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That is down the bottom of the page. The image looks photoshopped to.
gwaihir
The site is great!! Thanks for pointing smile.gif
Sebastian Mares
It's an Asus board. lalala.gif
jtclipper
I would not mind a Feng Shui OS as well to go with the board.
I wonder what BSOD's would look like ?
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