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Don't forget the liberal use of voodoo dolls. Without voodoo, there wouldn't be an internet, much less such a thing as an internet forum.
I thought Al Gore invented the internet

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We have a cellar with about 100 monkeys on typewriters randomly typing and making posts. This creates the appearance of an active forum, so real people start posting, too. After a while, you can't spot the difference any more.
Finally, I have the explanation for the crap that passes for journalism in the USA.